Boing Boing, 12/11/17:
I rode Amtrak's Coast Starlight the wrong direction. I still loved it.
"Toot toot!" I yelled, as my friends and I were delayed and waiting around at the San Francisco Bay Area's Emeryville Station, waiting for the Amtrak Coast Starlight train to arrive.
I was being paid $1 every time I yelled "toot toot!"